Dean's guitar was hewn from Martian Redwood trees carefully transported to Earth on a sleigh pulled by vacuum-breathing Space Huskies.
His songs are painstakingly constructed out of marrow he extracts from his very own bones on the third Thursday of each month.
Dean starts the day with a tall glass of freshly-squeezed harmonica juice.
Gear: Dean primarily plays a 1967 Maton L-202 ‘lute guitar’ through a Vox AC50 head going into a vintage Vox 2x12" cabinet, with a Boss ME-50 multi-effects processor and GE-7 graphic equaliser footswitch in the effects loop. He also uses a 1957 Maton Premier 45A archtop (running through a Boss AD-3 pre-amp) for the acoustic stuff; and plays Lee Oskar harmonicas.
Webstuff: Dean's most visited websites are the Melbourne Four-Day Weather Forecast and the Department of Infrastructure though he is also partial to Alice and Kev, Snopes, GraphJam, and CommunityChannel.